Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Tag :)

So, I was once again tagged!;) 


I'm going to tag: 
Now the questions:


1. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Apples

2. How many siblings do you have? 6 - William(25), Sarah, (22), Nick,(20), Molly (14), Samuel, (12), and Matthew(8).
 

3. How old are you? 17 years old  

4. Do you live on Prairie, woodland, swamp, city, or other? I would say prairie, cause when I think of a woodland, I think so something with lots of water. 

 5. Scissors or glue? Scissors
 

6. Describe your dream house: A log Cabin!:) If you look through the pictures on the from page of this website, aren't they cool!:) 

7. Is your room clean? YES!:) 

8. If you could be a movie character for a day who would you be? Elizabeth Bennet.


9. Italy, Greece, France, Spain, or England? England

10. What denomination are you? Baptist 

11. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? no of course not!


12. Gum, Chocolate, or Jelly Beans? Chocolate



13. What is your favorite book? Other then the Bible, I love you this much.


14. Favorite ice-cream flavor? mocha Almond Fudge


15. If you had to pick one type of food to eat for two weeks, what would it be? CHINESE FOOD!!=)

16. What is your favorite Olympic sport? Figure-skating, gymnastics or volleyball. 

*Note, I normally watch these alone or with sisters.

17. If you woke up and discovered you were Miley Cyrus for the day what would you do? Wonder if my sister was Emily Osment. =)

18. Describe yourself in three words: patients, thoughtful, gentle 


19. What chore do you positively hate? Cleaning grandparents bathroom.

20. If Elmo came into your room with a gun, what would you do? Ask where Big Bird is? ;) 



Monday, March 29, 2010

Just for Laughts!:)

From WRAL:
Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Just for laughs!:)

Yesterday, I was typing curve your pinky...but instead it came out curve your kidney..

:)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tag you're it! :)

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:  I don't like to sleep alone in my room...I like to either sleep in my sisters room or have my sister sleep in my room. I get very excited over little thing. I love coloring with markers.:)

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD: I always have cold hands.  Don't like getting out of my bed in the morning. I have horrible posture.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:  Teach violin at Duke, Get Married/ have a family, go to Ireland. 

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "BOY": I love to get muddy and rained on.  I don't mind blood or gory. I love watching action movies, "Vantage Point" was the best movie I have seen all year!:)  

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "GIRL":  I love to dress up and LOVE formal dresses!!:) I love to play with kids.  I hate spiders!

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Get better on violin, start teaching move people on violin, get my license.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: My height,  my smile (cause it's so twinkly), I love to help people.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF: I get sooooo nervous when I have to preform!! I find myself worrying about things rather then trusting God. I have horrible cold hands. :)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: Being home all alone, Abigail and photo shop and Abigail saying Boo! :0

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: a ponytail, prayer, music

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
 No facial hair, tall, Smile

THREE NON-PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
loves God, Loves to laugh, willing to serve/ help adults and little kids. 

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:  stop playing violin,live without Christ and not eat. :)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: Music teacher, Mom, Childcare

TEN things you wish you could say to ten different people right now: Since Abigail got to skip this one, then I am going too!:)

SEVEN places you feel at home: our house, the Taylor's house, Duke University, Sarah's house, Jenn's house, Walmart, the practice rooms at Duke.

EIGHT ways to win your heart: make me feel important, loves kids, easy to get along with, willing to serve anyone, send me hearts on chat :), loves God, listens to me even if I am rambling, loves my family.

FIVE things that cross your mind a lot: God, violin, the Taylors, food, music

FOUR things you do before you fall asleep: pray, reads my Bible, talks to people, get into my warm bed!

THREE songs that mean something to you::  I know You're there - Casting CrownsSounds Like Life To Me- Darryl Worley and My Savor Lives - Arron Shuts 

TWO confessions:  I don't like the Irish Tenors Christmas Album and I like my hair short, rather then long.

ONE thing you're thinking about right now:  Snow and the Taylors.:)

I am going to tag:

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Farm Adventures

Our family once had a farm. Since I don't want to repeat myself, if you want to read about our farm go here.:)
I have decided fro the next couple weeks to write some of our farm stories down for all my reading to read. When we had our farm, having moved from Cary NC, and not knowing anything about farming, it was hard work, but most of all it was great fun! We jump head first to the farm life and thankful we swam instead of sinking!:)

This being the first story, I had a hard time picking it. There are so many stories I could write about, like when I was got stuck in the greenhouse,  or when I got stuck in a food barrel,  humm it sounds like I get stuck in lots of things!:) 
Anyway, I think I know what story to write about so here it goes!:)

Our Turkeys were strange and crazy! Other then never wanted to be penned up, then loved wheels! They would chase anything that was a wheel. Bikes, cars, roller blades, anything! Anyway, one afternoon, I was rollerblading. When all of the sudden I saw a turkey coming! Fearing for my life I ran while on roller blades! Once entering in to the garage I thought I was safe, and stopped running to catch my breath. Then I looked behind me and  jumped in fright! The Turkey was  still coming for me!! That is when I started screaming for help, while running up the stairs. Yes, I was still in my  roller blades.:)
When I got up the stairs I arrived in the Laundry room. I thought I was save, there was no way our turkey would come in the laundry room Think again!
It had followed me up the stairs and was now closer then ever before! That is when I run out of the Laundry room and slammed the Laundry room's door on the turkey.:) Since he could not get past a closed door I was finally safe from the turkey and was able to start laughing about how a turkey had just chase me into our laundry room!:)

I am now off to bed!
Goodnight!:)